As dragons drift by overhead
the peasants below gaze in dread
while the mighty barbarian
his bold battlecry varyin'
decided to stay home in bed.
The knights in their armor of silver and gold
were tired of hearing they had to be told
that the village defenseless
would be beaten senseless
if the dragon defeated them all once again as of old!
The wizard rose up in his glory
with hair and beard windblown and hoary
with staff in his hand
on the mountain he'll stand
to ward off the dragon all fiery and gory!