Gonna be a heat wave -- or maybe not

The New Ice Age was all the rage,
then Anthropogenic Glowball Warming came of age,
now Climate Change has turned the page
on days of different weather every day!
So what's a simple guy to say?
-- Al Gore, enough already, go away!

The Arctic Ocean opened up
and melted ice floes drowned the Great White Bear.
We see the same sad fate will overtake each helpless seal pup,
-- if you believe this Chicken Little scare.