seriously -- or not

With the heat in the 90s, my friend suggested packing the car and driving somewhere north. Toyota rhymed with Minnesota ...

all the fuss about global warming
leaves me in a funk
not that a little sweat is harming
but donuts in iced coffee i will dunk

i would vote for minnesota
minnetonka
minnie mouse
just as long as skies are blue
and i'm inside a cool dark house